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Yea we know how y’all men get about y’all toe fetishes. Diddy went in on Ebony, but that didn’t stop her from winning and becoming his assistant. Congrats girl, but you may want to work on a pedicure!

–HAH Gyrl

I thought people were supposed to get married first then have the kids, but apparently we live in a backwards society. At least its good to know that Keyshia Cole’s BF-Daniel “Boobie” Gibson, is going to make an honest woman out of her by putting a ring on it (10 carat.) Will they wed before she pops out a jr?? Will Neffe be her Maid of Honor? Is Frankie invited? LOLOL! Who Knows-nonetheless, Congrats!!!!

–HAH Gyrl

Just when I think entertainment couldn’t get any stupider! Lil Wayne and T-Pain are starring in a cartoon called Freakniks based on the popular Atlanta Freaknik that was cancelled back in 1999. Annnnd its scheduled to air on none other than the Cartoon Network (home of the nation’s dumbest cartoons!) Really people?? This is what we do in our spare time? Pathetic.

–HAH Gyrl

Since 50 Cent took jabs at Young Buck in his song So Disrespectful, Buck felt it only necessary to go at him on his new song Steroidz. Ok, 50 disses everybody, has no respect for anyone or anything (nothing is sacred) so what else is new-it’s almost like an honor these days. And Young Buck-after that slobbering, blubbering crying spell You had- you are no longer qualified to speak. Hush Child!

–HAH Gyrl

Well, based on what Beyonce is saying about staying humble-somebody need to smack the dog sh** outta her right about now. (Is that a DADA shirt?? LOL-We’ve come a long way huh Bey.)

–HAH Gyrl

Ok, if the attention whore hasn’t figured it out yet, we are not fooling with her. Unless its to see what daring fashion statement she is making today, Rhi Rhi has officially lost her luster. She tried to give intimate details of her public ass whooping when it was time to sell albums-and Newsflash: That still didn’t help. Now, she’s supposedly writing a tell all book dishing on the industry, her relationships, blah blah blah. We already know your an Illuminati sex slave, what else? I love to see what she has on, but all around this girl is getting on my nerves. Next!

–HAH Gyrl

Rumor has it that Diddy finally up and married his old lady Kim Porter on New Year’s in St. Barts. He apparently posted a tweet that read “Just Married at about 3:30 am. on Jan. 1st.” He then retracted the statement “No, I did not get married!!! Please stop asking!!!” WTF?!!?? We know, Kim will be one happy birdie if it is true. On the other hand, what about his unofficial girl Cassie???

–HAH Gyrl

So, this is what they let little kids do over there. Might be on to something, may be good. May be bad. Some of these lil guys grow up wanting to blow ish up and the other ones grow up owning the gas we fuel up with. Guess its based on what you were smoking on as a buck. Whatever it is, this lil homie is on that Good Hash, he starts feeling it at the end! (Pay attention in the beginning when you can see a shadow going towards his smoke, His eyes looking like-Whoa Buddy! LOL)

–HAH Gyrl